I need to talk to you for a minute about this song, which plays at the end of the first half of Jujutsu Kaisen’s first season. In my memory, experiencing these credits sparked the thought that I might be able to get off Wellbutrin. I have no idea how accurate that connection is though the idea itself was sound; I did/I am. But I think it indicates something true about the emotional experience of the sequence. What really hooked me was the line “there’s no time to explain!” That’s probably one of the funniest things you can say in any scenario but especially here. And yet it’s true. There is apparently no time to explain. I had no idea what was going on for the first 5+ episodes of JJK. I still have no idea what’s going on in “Lost in Paradise.”

I finally binged KinnPorsche, a Thai soap opera about mobsters fucking each other and falling in love. There’s one straight couple in a character’s back story but don’t worry, they die. It took me until episode eight or nine—after scenes in which 1) bagged sliced bread is repeatedly brought to people on trays and prominently displayed on tables otherwise full of cooked food, 2) a mafia family throws a black tie gala to unveil their new product: sliced bread, and 3) Kinn and Porsche tease each other sexually with, you guessed it, sliced bread—before it dawned on me: this show is sponsored by sliced bread.